EDITOR'S NOTE: This post is directed at the horny teenaged boys that hacked the iCloud and stole the private photos of over 100 female celebrities, as one man to another.
0.) First off, I think the name for this phenomenon is hilarious. Whatever teenage boy (who's also probably a /b/-tard) on 4chan that came up with 'The Fappening' should be given a freakin' medal.
1.) It is very wrong to be stealing, kids. Whoever stole these photos should be prosecuted. The guy who stole Scarlett Johansson's nude photos in 2011 went to jail so, there is legal precedent for it now. Considering how violated the victims feel in this case, a little jail time seems appropriate to me.
2.) Whoever stole these photos should also probably be hired by Apple as a consultant after getting out of jail, since the iCloud is apparently so incredibly easy to hack.
3.) I hope everyone has learned a good lesson from this incident. That lesson being DON'T PUT THINGS YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO SEE ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET!!! Seriously folks, the moment it's on a server/device that is connected to a network, it's no longer private. Keep your sensitive data on a storage medium that is NOT online.
4.) Notice how I don't say anything about these ladies taking nude pictures of themselves? There's several reasons why:
4a.) If I tell them not to do it, they will probably just want to do it even more. Human Nature is funny like that... (Of course, that's assuming the advice/opinions of a veteran using the name of a Roman Consul as a sobriquet for his blog would actually mean something to them...)
4b.) People have been taking naked pictures of themselves since cameras were invented. That phenomenon is never going away.
4c.) No one has a right to tell these people how to live their lives. Just because they are famous and you love their public image/persona does not mean that you own them.
4d.) Everyone has their own brand of kink. And taking nude photos of yourself seems to be a pretty popular one. Who am I to judge?
5.) To all those kids who are apparently upset that Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton didn't want to show off their rather heavenly physique to the world... All I can say to you is that you need to grow up. Women are NOT objects placed here on Earth by God simply for your own amusement and pleasure. If she doesn't want you to see her naked, just move on to someone else that will let you see her naked. There's plenty of variety in the world and you should go out and enjoy it while you're still young enough to do something stupid and fun with them.
6.) That being said, I have seen the pics released in this scandal. Most of them were obvious fakes. Most of the pics in the folder with Kate Upton's name on it weren't even pictures of her. It was just really low-res/shitty selfies taken by wannabe porn stars. The pics that were real weren't even remotely scandalous. They were so tame that they would have made Playboy look more like Hustler. Also, both Kate Upton and Jennifer Lawrence, from what I could see, are 100% natural. Awesome. :)
7.) Still want to see a pretty picture of Jennifer Lawrence but don't want to get sued by her lawyers? Fine, here's one...
0.) First off, I think the name for this phenomenon is hilarious. Whatever teenage boy (who's also probably a /b/-tard) on 4chan that came up with 'The Fappening' should be given a freakin' medal.
1.) It is very wrong to be stealing, kids. Whoever stole these photos should be prosecuted. The guy who stole Scarlett Johansson's nude photos in 2011 went to jail so, there is legal precedent for it now. Considering how violated the victims feel in this case, a little jail time seems appropriate to me.
2.) Whoever stole these photos should also probably be hired by Apple as a consultant after getting out of jail, since the iCloud is apparently so incredibly easy to hack.
3.) I hope everyone has learned a good lesson from this incident. That lesson being DON'T PUT THINGS YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO SEE ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET!!! Seriously folks, the moment it's on a server/device that is connected to a network, it's no longer private. Keep your sensitive data on a storage medium that is NOT online.
4.) Notice how I don't say anything about these ladies taking nude pictures of themselves? There's several reasons why:
4a.) If I tell them not to do it, they will probably just want to do it even more. Human Nature is funny like that... (Of course, that's assuming the advice/opinions of a veteran using the name of a Roman Consul as a sobriquet for his blog would actually mean something to them...)
4b.) People have been taking naked pictures of themselves since cameras were invented. That phenomenon is never going away.
4c.) No one has a right to tell these people how to live their lives. Just because they are famous and you love their public image/persona does not mean that you own them.
4d.) Everyone has their own brand of kink. And taking nude photos of yourself seems to be a pretty popular one. Who am I to judge?
5.) To all those kids who are apparently upset that Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton didn't want to show off their rather heavenly physique to the world... All I can say to you is that you need to grow up. Women are NOT objects placed here on Earth by God simply for your own amusement and pleasure. If she doesn't want you to see her naked, just move on to someone else that will let you see her naked. There's plenty of variety in the world and you should go out and enjoy it while you're still young enough to do something stupid and fun with them.
6.) That being said, I have seen the pics released in this scandal. Most of them were obvious fakes. Most of the pics in the folder with Kate Upton's name on it weren't even pictures of her. It was just really low-res/shitty selfies taken by wannabe porn stars. The pics that were real weren't even remotely scandalous. They were so tame that they would have made Playboy look more like Hustler. Also, both Kate Upton and Jennifer Lawrence, from what I could see, are 100% natural. Awesome. :)
7.) Still want to see a pretty picture of Jennifer Lawrence but don't want to get sued by her lawyers? Fine, here's one...
Not what you were expecting? Why not? Did you really think I was going to expose myself to potential litigation? Many assholes have questioned my sanity but, no one questions my intelligence.
Besides, this is probably one of the most beautiful pics of Jennifer that I have ever seen, nude photos included. It really brings out the genuine sweetness in her personality and the color in her lovely eyes. You start noticing things like that about women when you become a mature adult. It's not all about the T&A, kids.
8.) You really don't need any nude photos of any woman, famous or not, just to have a good masturbation fantasy. Take it from a life-long pro. If you have an imagination, porn rapidly becomes almost worthless.
9.) Yeah, I still watch porn videos but, it's more for a good laugh than to give my pet one-eyed monster a pat on the head. The acting is soooooooo terrible. I'm never convinced that the actresses are actually happy about some disgusting pig of a man getting to stick his tongue in her asshole, I don't care how much they moan.
- Lord Publius
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