The Princess and the Green Beret

Once upon a time a Green Beret asked a beautiful princess, “Will you marry me?” The princess said, “NO!”

And the Green Beret lived happily ever after...

And grew a huge beard...

And got in gunfights all around the world...

And drove fast cars...

And chased busty women...

And hunted and fished and went to strip clubs and drank good beer and expensive whiskey...

And never paid alimony...

And kept his guns and house and dog...

And ate steak and cold pizza...

And never got cheated on while he was at work...

And blew enormous farts...

And all of his friends and family thought he was awesome!

And he had tons of money in the bank and ALWAYS left the toilet seat up.

THE END!!!!