I went to a few different AI image generation sites to get a certain image. I asked them for a pic of Jason Voorhees holding a Klingon Bat'leth. It's supposed to be an illustration/visual aid for a short story/fan fiction idea.
I used 3 different AI sites and NONE of them game me pics of Jason with the Bat'Leth. It just got worse and worse. These first two pics are different styles from the same site: Pixel Art & Cyber Punk. They aren't what I was looking for, but they are pretty cool. So, I kept them. They'll be great templates/materials for future memes.
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| Pixel art version. Looks like something from an old video game on either the NES, SNES or SEGA Genesis. |
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| A cyberpunk version of Jason, with some kind of weird sword that looks like it has some kind of power source. Also, anyone else notice the extra finger and the handle coming out of Jason's wrist? |
As weird as those images are, it gets MUCH worse.
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| WTF is this shit?! |
The pic you see here is where I drew the line and just stopped.
Seriously, WTF is this shit?! That's Michael Myers in a skin-tight hockey mask holding a piece of wood that has an old man's face. Where did the inspiration for this abomination come from? Some demented programmer's asshole? This image just looks so freakin' gay.
Either way, the story will eventually be written. Jason will have a Bat'Leth. It will make complete sense how he gets a Klingon sword from Star Trek. It's also pretty easy to explain. He takes it from one of the teenage victims that he kills. A victim that's a hardcore nerd, but the 'cool kids' still keep him around. Why? Because he's their drug dealer that keeps them supplied with weed. So, yeah... You know that kid is going to die horribly at Jason's hands. 😈
- Lord Publius
