WARNING: This post is NOT for anyone who is extremely religious, sexually repressed or lacking in a sense of sardonic humor. You have been warned...
I have some really disturbed friends. This happens when you are always on the fringe of society. You tend to attract the other weirdos a LOT more than regular people. And I usually like it that way since regular people bore the snot out of me. Anyway, one friend in particular started talking about how she once used a Hotel room Bible for a sex toy. I'm sure that was done to spite the Catholic and Evangelical churches that she once belonged to but, either way, I found that to be hysterical.
It also gave me an idea for a way to use that Bible for a prop in a Horror Porno that DOESN'T involve something obvious like spanking... well, at least not at first.
There's two guys and one girl in this clip. (Since this fuck flick is horror-themed, we might as well go with a Devil's Three-way...)
The guys play the Priests and the girl is the poor individual possessed by 'Captain Howdy'. (Exorcist reference, FTW.) The Priests go through the whole 'Power of Christ compels you' spiel. The girl retorts with 'Your mother sucks cocks in Hell... and she taught me everything she knew!' From there, one's imagination should do the rest.
Also, if there must be a 'split-pea soup scene', just make the girl barf after being forced to do something particularly gross by one of the Priests. I won't speculate on what it might be here. However, since we have characters that are Catholic Priests, it should be something that will make the poor female cry. (And probably on camera...)
By the way, did I mention that I think Porn is pretty disgusting most of the time?
- Lord Publius
P.S. The female can NOT be a Redhead. After all, she's being possessed by the Devil. Why would the Devil waste time on someone who doesn't have a Soul? :P
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