Why Sexy Is Sexy

Science just explained why fat people are not normally considered attractive. There were a few civilizations that equated massive girth with great financial and material wealth. However, I'm not part of any of those civilizations. Are any of you? Do such civilizations actually exist?

Anyway...  Next time some loser tries to shame you for not wanting to settle for someone you find unattractive, tell them being a 'chubby chaser' is not scientifically sound. Then, kick them in the crotch for having the nerve of trying to tell you what you should do with your own body and life.

- Lord Publius