Hilariously Controversial Opinions for 27 June 2014

Entertainment Industry

- Attention Hollywood. I DO NOT CARE if some actor is gay. He does not need to come out of the closet and advertise to the world that he enjoys 'playing with his own team.' It's none of my business and I don't want to know. Just let a brother smoke some pole in peace, would ya?

- The TV show Two and a Half Men was funnier when Charlie Sheen was on the show. Ashton Kutcher just isn't funny anymore and he hasn't been since he played Kelso on That 70's Show. Also, what does Mila Kunis see in that doofus?

- Speaking of TV, Duck Dynasty is a complete waste of air time. That is easily the most inane and pathetic BULLSHIT that I have seen on TV since the show with all the Kardashian sisters... Or ANYTHING on the News...

- Hip-Hop is Bullshit... and apparently so damned easy that a small child can do it surprisingly well. Don't believe me? Check out this link. Hell, even a cat can do it with a few minor editing tricks...

Politics

- I think it's hilarious (and sad) when Democrats keep trying to defend a POTUS that even they know is a fucking failure. Y'all lambasted Republicans for sticking with George Bush but, now that the shoe is on the other foot... Well, you're showing your true colors. Idiotic Crybabies... You always reap what you sow. If you sow lots of discord in the workplace, that is all you will get back.

- Speaking of which, I'm glad that I am not a Democrat or a Republican. They are both fine examples of why George Washington warned us against forming political parties in his Presidential Farewell Address. Too bad he was several years too late and people didn't listen to him...

- Why do some Washington politicians try to convince me that an ex-KGB Spymaster with ambitions of Empire like Vladimir Putin is someone that is friendly to the Free World? His actions certainly don't look like the sort of things a friend of ours would do... (And I get poisoned by a Polonium isotope in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...)

Medicine

- And speaking of 'poisons'... People who think that a vaccine can magically cause autism are fucking morons that obviously didn't pay attention in their biology & health classes.

- Also, if you kept your kid from getting vaccinated because you listened to a c-level celebrity, then don't be surprised if they get really sick and possibly die. I have spoken!

Video Games

- Microsoft sucks at making game consoles and should just stop now before they really embarrass themselves any further. Nintendo and Sony will always be better than Microsoft.

- Also, I want a new company to compete with Sony & Nintendo in the game console/portable wars. It should be a conglomerate made up of NamcoBandai, Atari (or what's left of it these days), SEGA and Capcom. That company could be pretty freakin' awesome... And they would have exclusive rights to a number of VERY popular franchises that were previously multi-platform. That would certainly throw the game business for a loop...

- The PS Vita is a pretty cool portable system... Too bad it's so damned expensive... Still, if you get one, get a game from the PlayStation Store called TxK. Trust me, you won't regret it...

- Speaking of the PS Vita, where did Sony get a goofy sounding name like that one? The names of their other machines all made sense (except the PSPGo) so, where did 'Vita' come from, heh?...

- Well, turns out Wikipedia has an answer to that last question... 'Vita' is Latin for 'Life'. Sony wanted to use that for a fancy new portable that could have all kinds of social experiences that the PSP didn't have. Okay... I still say 'PSP2' would have been a perfectly acceptable name. At least they aren't as goofy at naming their consoles as Microsoft... And sometimes Nintendo...

- Speaking of Nintendo, I think the code name 'Revolution' was a MUCH better console name than 'Wii'. 'Revolution 2' or 'Super Revolution' would have also been better than 'Wii U'. I HAVE SPOKEN!!!

- Lately, I have been hearing nerds across the internet getting awfully cross with some game designer named Phil Fish. I've never heard of this guy or the game he made, Fez, and I don't think I want to get to know them. People who don't appreciate the folks that put money in their pocket will not be getting much in their pocket for very long.

Women

- Women who say that 'A lot of guys are after me' should keep in mind that low prices tend to attract a LOT of customers... Many of them quite unsavory... Trust me ladies, it does NOT pay to make your 'Holiest of Holies' look like a fucking Wal-Mart around Christmas. Standards are important, people!

- One Baby Daddy, Two Baby Daddy, Three Baby Daddy, Four... How many Baby Daddies does it take to realize that you're a whore? Seriously though, Four should be plenty... :P

- Anyone know of a high-quality hook-up site? Sure, it would be nice to have a girlfriend and a genuine romantic relationship. However, for now, I'm happy to just find a nice girl who will let me poke her in the squish-mitten.

- Lord Publius