About the CIA torturing terrorists...

All the methods for 'enhanced interrogation' being described in the press are usually ineffective. I have a better idea and will now describe it in the simplest way possible.

HOW TO MAKE HAJJI TALK

1.) Have the most evil S.O.B. in Uncle Sam's employ walk up to Hajji with a large, menacing-looking KA-BAR.

2.) Have said evil S.O.B. calmly inform the Hajji that we want *insert information here* and that he will give it to us.

3.) If Hajji refuses, said evil SOB will then politely inform Hajji that he either talks or we cut off his balls.

4a.) If Hajji refuses to co-operate, proceed with taking his balls. It would be preferable to do this in front of his co-horts so that they know we mean business.

4b.) If Hajji does co-operate, inform him that we will verify his information. If it is correct, he keeps his 2 best friends. If the information is Bullshit, we come back for his balls and make him wear them as earrings.

And if all that doesn't work, you might as well hack the Hajji bastard to death with that KA-BAR. Preferably, this will also be done in front of his co-horts. That way, they all know we mean business.

If this seems inhumane to anyone out there then, you're right. Considering that we are talking about terrorists here, I do not think of them as being worthy of ethical consideration. You lose any claim to being treated as Human when you act like an inhuman monster that deliberately attacks innocent civilians. I have spoken.

- Lord Publius