How to deal with Sierra Bravos in 4 easy steps

DISCLAIMER: Taking advice on how to handle social situations from an Aspie is bound to cause great misadventure. Handle with care. Also, Sierra Bravo = military slang for 'Shit Bag'.

1.) Start with a breakfast of whiskey and bacon. Breakfast is, after all, the most important meal of the day.

2.) Proceed further with a LOT of verbal diarrhea that shocks the Sierra Bravo into stunned silence.

3.) Next, threaten to do something truly horrible to their soul (stealing it or molesting in front of their entire family would work great in this case) while pointing a Knife hand at them.

4.) Finally, finish it up with calling them a Fucker and walking away like nothing happened.

Those toxic people will never bother you again. 　

- Publius