It's been too long since I managed to offend most of Humankind all at once (especially with something political) so, let's see if we can correct that oversight, shall we?
1.) Calling out a slut for her very irresponsible behavior is NOT sexism. It's chastising them for VERY inappropriate behavior that not only hurts them but, could hurt the rest of society too. (You'd be surprised how difficult this is for some people to understand.)
2.) The last talking point applies to Manwhores too.
3.) Hip Hop is NOT a genuine form of music.
4.) Catholicism is NOT Christian AT ALL.
5.) In fact, most denominations claiming to be Christian are not actually following Christ's philosophy. The moment you add things to the Scripture and start engaging in church politics, you're no longer following Christ.
6.) Hillary is the Devil. That, or she's in league with the Devil and very well might be the Anti-Christ.
7.) Bernie Sanders is a fucking Communist. He's also a pussy sell-out for harshly criticizing Clinton one minute and then endorsing her the next. See what happens when you let Tribalism override your principles?
8.) Trump is a blowhard.
9.) Ted Cruz looks really uncomfortable on stage sometimes... Like he's desperately trying to keep that gerbil from popping out of his ass...
10.) You think your candidate is like Obi-Wan Kenobi and the other side's candidate is Darth Vader. Truth is, they are both very much a real-life Jar Jar Binks. Suck on that one for a while and see how it tastes. Still want to keep wasting votes on Democrats and Republicans?
11.) Government interference in a marketplace is NOT a good thing, even if it does provide some temporary relief. Today's temporary relief becomes tomorrow's regulatory economic burden. Don't believe me? Ask the Detroit automakers what they think of the UAW. Or what ANYONE who either lost their coverage or saw the premiums go through the roof thanks to Obamacare thinks. Asking Uncle Sam for help is usually a Faustian Deal. It is NOT worth the risks.
12.) Toyota sucks.
13.) Volkswagen sucks.
14.) ANY Automaker that I don't like sucks.
15.) Obama is an incompetent Commie Shitbag and his mom was a old-school porno-whore. There is photographic proof all over the internet. Just do an Image Search on a chick named Ann Dunham. You'll see...
16.) Speaking of whores, how much does it cost for me to buy a Congressman? :P
17.) Gun Control is knowing how to hit your target. No exceptions. End of discussion. I HAVE SPOKEN.
18.) Veterans should be given a $100,000 tax-free lump-sum payment upon Honorable Discharge, just for having to tolerate Uncle Sam's Bravo Sierra for a few years. God knows many of us will need it since readjusting to civilian life is a long-time struggle and often features problems with getting reliable employment.
19.) Don't dare balk at the number in Talking Point#18. Congress allocates more than a BILLION Dollars to any number of things every single day they are in session. $100,000 for new Veterans is not going to be even a fraction of the costs that already go into entitlement spending.
20.) There has been no real economic 'recovery' since Obummer took office. The market just adapted to the new, dreadful circumstances. EVERYONE has learned to do more with less.
I'm sure I could think of a LOT more but, this ought to be sufficient for now.
- Publius
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