My ONLY Bucket List item is to go to Japan with a big, green Monster Truck, made out of a Chevy Silverado, or something similar like the GMC Sierra, Ford F-Series or a good MOPAR truck. It will have a big American flag hanging off the back, a LOUD stereo and a horn with a rather 'unique' sound. I will then drive down the streets of Tokyo with this automotive Kaiju monster, blasting the Blue Öyster Cult song 'Godzilla.'
\m/O_O\m/
This will be done just to see the look on people's faces because I think that would be priceless to see.
Would the local populace just look at me weird? Would they be disgusted with the filthy gaijin clogging up city traffic? Would they be too terrified to think straight and run in terror? I don't know.
However, they are likely to get a surprise when I come to a stoplight... And hit the horn...
I have no idea how the locals would react, but it's liable to be a laugh riot for me. 3:)
- Lord Publius
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