Golden Rules for Master Trolls and Shitposters

1.) Always remain calm and be patient.

2.) Never use your real name or e-mail address on a troll account. Always have a bullshit account/screen name for trolling/shitposting online.

3.) NEVER troll your friends and loved ones. If you do, you won't have friends or loved ones for very long...

4.) Know your enemies and be relentless with your actions against them.

5.) Hit your enemies with Facts, not emotions.

6.) Keep it entertaining... for you and interested 3rd parties.

7.) Give your opponent(s) a lot of proverbial rope to hang themselves.

8.) Be original... Unless using some worn-out trope is part of the troll.

9.) Have fun.

10.) Always remember, trolling, shitposting and memes require an often dark sense of humor. Therefore, THE LEFT CAN'T MEME.

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- Lord Publius