How to spot a THOT

For those who don't know, THOT is an acronym for 'That Ho Over There.' It is synomynous with other words for loose women like skank, slut, whore, tramp, et al. Anyway, there are various kinds of THOT. Some are harmless. Some are not. Let the THOT scale in this post be your guide.

THOT Scale

1.) God-Tier Waifu

- Does not actually exist.
- Put on this scale simply to piss women off...

2.) Nearly a THOT

- Camgirls, Cosplayers
- Send out nudes to everyone
- Have Amazon wishlists w/ lingerie
- Paypal link in Twitter profile
- Goes into heat & could die if they don't get laid often enough...

3.) THOT (AKA Gold-digger)

- Do NOT date anyone on this level.
- WILL make you broke & miserable.

4.) Mega THOT

- Do NOT approach. Avoid at all costs!
- Walking STD factory
- Patient Zero for outbreak of Super AIDS
- More dangerous than the Xenomorph from the Alien movies...

5.) THOT-Leviathan

- A legendary creature and the THOT's final form...
- Can drain Paypal accounts at will...
- She's referenced in the Bible and other ancient texts.
- Her appearance marks the beginning of the End Times...
- AKA ‘The Whore of Babylon'...

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I hope this scale helps some of you, my dudes. And remember, if you think you have just spotted a THOT, do NOT engage. Call your local THOT Patrol immediately and let the professionals handle that ho.

- Lord Publius