After taking 2 semesters of College French, I have noticed a few strange things about some of its words. Their word for friend is 'copain.' That almost makes it look like they are admitting that friends can often be a pain in each other's asses. Lolz...
Even more noteworthy, is the fact that the word 'meme' is in their language. Although, their spelling of it would actually be 'même' instead. According to the textbook, this word means 'same' or 'even'. Well, that explains why the Left can't meme because Lord knows those Communist oddballs literally cannot even. :P
2.) MUSLIM & MIDDLE-EASTERN JOKES
Q.) How long may you look at a Muslim with one eye closed?
A.) Until the magazine is empty.
Q.) How many Muslim extremists will it take to destroy America?
A.) None, the TSA can do it all by themselves, thank you very much.
Q.) What do you call a beautiful woman in Pakistan?
A.) A tourist… Or a kidnap victim…
Q.) What do you say to a Pakistani at Christmas?
A.) A quart of milk, a loaf of bread, one Powerball ticket and a pack of Marlboros please.
Q.) How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
A.) The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
Q.) Why do most Muslim rapes go unreported?
A.) Goats can't testify.
3.) Alcoholic Airlines
A
man is sitting in the coach section of a flight from New York to Chicago,
biting his fingernails and sweating profusely. Noticing his disturbed
expression, a flight attendant walks over and says, “Sir, can I get you
something from the bar to calm you down?” The man gives a nod of approval while
shaking terribly. Seconds later, she comes back with a drink. He downs it
quickly and seems to calm down.
Ten minutes later, the flight attendant sees
him shaking and biting his nails again. She brings him another drink which he
downs immediately.
A half hour later she returns to see him shaking uncontrollably,
and almost in tears. “My goodness,” the flight attendant says, “I’ve never seen
someone so afraid to fly.”
“I’m not afraid of flying,” says the man.
“Then
what’s the matter?"
“I’m trying to give up drinking..."
4.) LOVE
& SEX JOKES
- Marriage
is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a
diamond. Twenty years later, you'll want a club and a spade.
- Scientists
have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called "Wedding Cake."
- A
man running for mayor was making a speech and thundered, "I want you
people to know that there are over two dozen brothels in this town, and I have
never been to one of them!" A voice from the back yelled out, "Which
one?"
5.) RELIGIOUS JOKES
- Before
performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly,
"Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?"
"I think
so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizers and we have a
caterer coming with plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our
friends."
"I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I
mean, are you prepared spiritually?"
"Oh, sure," came the reply.
"I've got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey."
6.) Ever wonder what it would be like if Edgar Allen Poe was a computer nerd? Now, you don't have to...
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn surfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious site of hot xxx galore.
While I clicked my favorite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
"Tis not possible!", I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
Quoth the server...."404"
- Lord Publius
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