Thursday, February 27, 2020

Golden Rules for Master Trolls and Shitposters

1.) Always remain calm and be patient.

2.) Never use your real name or e-mail address on a troll account. Always have a bullshit account/screen name for trolling/shitposting online.

3.) NEVER troll your friends and loved ones. If you do, you won't have friends or loved ones for very long...

4.) Know your enemies and be relentless with your actions against them.

5.) Hit your enemies with Facts, not emotions.

6.) Keep it entertaining... for you and interested 3rd parties.

7.) Give your opponent(s) a lot of proverbial rope to hang themselves.

8.) Be original... Unless using some worn-out trope is part of the troll.

9.) Have fun.

10.) Always remember, trolling, shitposting and memes require an often dark sense of humor. Therefore, THE LEFT CAN'T MEME.

Public Schools are NOT what they used to be...
- Lord Publius




Tuesday, December 31, 2019

My game collecting adventures in 2019

At the end of last year, I tallied up my game collecting score and had some really impressive results. Now, I'm going to do the same thing for 2019. I have been keeping track of things all year, starting with a few small purchases on January 2nd all the way through New Year's Eve. Much of it was either digital titles for the Switch that were on sale or a few accessories, replacement parts and gaming-related home decor items. However, there were some really awesome acquisitions towards the end of the year.

2 January 2019

Starting small, just like last year.

Went to Wal-Mart today to pick up several items. Stopped by the electronics department to see if they lowered the prices on those Arcade1up cabinets that they started selling around Christmas time. They hadn't. I didn't really want to get one, I was checking on them. I had heard that a lot of places were reducing the price to get rid of them quick. Anyway, I picked up this wired controller for my Switch and a cable extension that works with several Nintendo systems. Those systems are the Wii, WiiU, NES Classic & Super NES Classic Editions. That extra 10 feet of cable will be a Godsend for all of those systems, especially the Classic Editions.

24 February 2019

Went to GameStop today, since it was within walking distance of the Verizon store. (I had to make a warranty claim on my phone.) Anyway, I got the eShop card I have been wanting and a few titles that have been on the want list for years. Pic below.

Not bad for about $41...

Also, I have acquired two digital titles, one on the Switch & one on Steam since the last entry in January. They include the following:

Redneck Rampage (Steam)
Robonauts (Switch Downloads)

Things are moving a little slow this year, but I am sure it will pick up in time. I haven't been able to get that friend of mine that hooked me up with a few estate sales on the phone as of late. I'm wondering if I should be worried about her...

8 April 2019

Picked up a few more things since the last entry in February. All the physical copies of games were loose discs/cards/et al. picked up cheap from the local GameStop.

Occasionally, you can find some interesting things in the bargain bins at the local GameStop...

PS3

Burnout Paradise

Nintendo DS

Trackmania DS

Nintendo Wii

Alien Syndrome
Cruis'n
Dream Pinball 3D

Nintendo Switch (Digital Downloads)

Arcade Archives: Donkey Kong 3
Atari Flashback Classics
Octahedron: Transfixed Edition

The Pinball game on the Wii was decent. The other two Wii titles were a disappointment. Good thing they were only 3 or 4 bucks each... I haven't formed any opinion on the lone DS game yet. The PS3 title is quite a blast, as one would expect from a Burnout title. All of the digital downloads on the Switch have been spectacular.

10 April 2019

Picked up 2 more digital games on the Switch. One was ultra cheap and the other is one of those 'Freemium' titles.

Pinball FX3
The Next Penelope

The Pinball title was obviously the 'Freemium' game. The company expects to make money from me paying to download tables as DLC. Who knows if that will actually happen or not...

5 May 2019

Bought a cheap racing game for my Switch from the Nintendo eShop a few days ago, called VSR: Void Space Racing on a lark. My interest in it is moderate, but I couldn't pass up a sale where the game was only 49 cents.

17 May 2019

More digital purchases from the eShop today, all of them games that you can't get on physical media at all, except for one. And that title was originally a homebrew for the SEGA Genesis.

Here's what I bought, all for about $30 since they were on sale...

Coffee Crisis (This is the Genesis homebrew.)
Dragon Pinball (This one has cool effects and a good Metal soundtrack. \m/ )
Stern Pinball Arcade: Limited Edition Add-On Pack 1 & 2
Xeodrifter

Lots of Pinball in this particular haul, but that's a good thing since I love Pinball so much. That's also where about $20 of the $30 was spent. Even in digital form, Pinball machines are still ridiculously expensive.

25 May 2019

Another weekend, another eShop sale. This time though, The total expenditure was no more than $13. Games acquired include the following:

Hyperide
Mercury Race
Tachyon Project

16 June 2019

Finally managed to get one of those 3rd party replacement spinner knobs for my Atari 12-in-1 cabinet from Arcade1up. Now, Tempest and Major Havoc play the way they are supposed to, rather than being crippled by that awful plastic knob. What was Arcade1up thinking when they put in that awful plastic knob at the factory?




These things are made in small numbers and sell out quick.
You'll also need a special interface circuit board for the  6-in-1 and 12-in-1 cabinets.

There are several different colors of knobs that you can buy separately for this spinner. I got the black knob so it would almost perfectly match my cabinet's control deck.

It may not look much different from the original, but it sure plays different... 

I put the silver knob that came with the spinner next to the black one that's installed, just to show the differences.
Both would look good, but I like the black one better.

19 July 2019

My game collecting through the summer has been pretty minimal. However, I have picked up a number of cheap titles. On June 29th, I bought the SEGA AGES re-release of Sonic The Hedgehog on the Nintendo Switch. It was cheap and I knew it would make a great time waster. After all, I've played that game on one platform or another for nearly 30 years now...

On July 17th, I picked up two used games from a Goodwill store that just happened to be next to an auto parts store where I acquired a lawnmower part. They were the first HALO game for the original XBOX (which was complete with manual and in great shape) and a PS3 title called The Darkness II Limited Edition. The HALO title will just end up being part of the inventory for the retro game store that I will open some day. Not sure about the PS3 game yet. However, it is just another 1st person shooter. How many dozens of those do I already own?

On July 18th, I got a package in the mail from Amazon with one of my Prime Day purchases, Namco Museum Arcade Pac for the Nintendo Switch. It contains both the Switch version of Namco Museum and Pac-Man Championship Edition 2 Plus. I already had a digital copy of Namco Museum, but the Pac-Man game was on my list for a while. Being able to get a physical copy for the same price as the digital copy was an opportunity I was not going to pass up. Also, it's nice to have a physical copy of Namco Museum as well. Those classics MUST be preserved.

Not a bad haul for just under $30 combined.

On July 19th, I got 3 indie games on the Switch for less than half of a dollar, including taxes. How? Two of them were on sale at DEEP discounts. The other was free because I purchased one of the other games that were on a special list of other digital titles in the eShop. Anyway, here's the titles I'm talking about, with the prices paid in parentheses afterward...

Ding Dong XL (19¢)
Grid Mania (9¢)
Transcripted (Acquired for free because I previously purchased The Next Penelope.)

23 July 2019

Noticed that a few things were on sale and picked up 2 cheap games from my want list. Both of them cost me less than $10 combined.

Adrenaline Rush: Miami Drive
Immortal Redneck

All of these recent acquisitions for the Switch bring my number of titles for the system up to 46. The actual number of games is 232 because some of those titles are greatest hits collections. Atari Flashback Classics has 150 games alone. Still, this makes the Switch the (semi) portable with the most games in my collection.

26 July 2019

Just came across a YouTube video advertising the fact that the first 3 DOOM games are available today for Nintendo Switch, PS4 & XB1. I just purchased them all for $20+tax from the eShop on my Switch. The first 2 have finished downloading already by the time I started writing this entry.

DOOM 3 will take a while because it's a 8.8GB file. The Switch version of Doom 2016 was only 8.3GB. That's strange... However, this copy of Doom 3 does have both of the expansion packs that were made for the game. That may account for why a game originally released in 2004 on 3 or 4 CD-ROMs would have such a large file size. Maybe...

The Switch ports for Doom and Doom 2 are both 353MB and 350MB, respectively, which I find strange. Both of those games originally released on a set of no more than 5 1.44MB 3.5" floppy disks back in 1993 and 1994. Why are they so huge in size now? Does it really take up that much space for whatever emulator program is running the original game's code?

Collage of the cover art/posters for these 3 classic games...

Anyway, the Switch game count is at 49 titles and 235 actual games. Damn... This is probably the fastest that any software library for any system in my collection has ever grown. The actual number of games here is putting the Switch library up there with my collections for the Atari 2600 & PC. That is rather impressive to me.

26 September 2019

Recently picked up a few more digital titles for the Switch that were on sale and very cheap.

Riptide GP Renegade ($5.08, including tax)
SEGA AGES: OutRun (About $6, including tax)
Horizon Chase Turbo - Summer Vibes DLC ($1.99, no tax. Paid for with gold coins in the eShop.)

Total Switch library now consists of 51 titles and 237 actual games. The DLC for Horizon Chase Turbo doesn't count as a new game, just extra features/levels for that fantastic racing game.

Also recently went to Wal-Mart for a few things today and, as usual, cruised by the game section. They still have most of the same Arcade1up cabinets that they had when I last went there months ago, except the Mortal Kombat cabinet. No surprises there. However, I did get some more wall art for the game room, all Pac-Man related. They were on clearance for $3.50 each. The game room already has a LOT of wall art, including 2 related to Pac-Man. However, I can still use this stuff in the retro game store that I plan to open someday. It will go great with that piece of art that I have from the Zelda franchise.

Not a bad haul for less than $10 before taxes...

7 October 2019

Another month, another of the indie titles on my Nintendo Switch eShop want list going on sale for a DEEP discount. In this case, it was 90% off, reducing the price from $9.99 to only 99¢. This time, it's an Arcade-style First-Person Shooter using vector graphics called Vektor Wars
  

It's like a combination of Doom, an obscure Atari Jaguar game called I-War (which I own) and the 1982 movie Tron. I am happy that I bought this title. :) The game is also available on PC via Steam, MacOS, Linux and even the Nintendo WiiU, according to GameFaqs. I didn't realize the game was that old...

26 October 2019

I ordered a few things from Amazon recently, including the SEGA Genesis Mini. The price had reduced by one whole dollar down to $79, before taxes. (Lolz...) I figured I better get it now and avoid a Christmas rush. I don't know what some of these YouTube videos are complaining about because I am not seeing any graphical or audio glitches. My only complaint is that it's difficult to get everything back in the box.  I had the same problem with the Mini consoles based on the NES & SNES.

I'd also got some more HDMI cables that I needed and a few Christmas ornaments. One of them is of the arcade cabinet for Defender, complete with lights and sounds from the original game. It's pretty awesome. The other two are Star Trek-related. Pics below...

Taken on 26 Oct 2019


That all-metal 2018 ornament of the TOS Enterprise won't hang on
 any old branch of my fake Christmas tree,
but only a strong branch towards the bottom. It's rather heavy...


30 November 2019

The Nintendo eShop was having a sale and I had some store credit to use. So, I picked up 2 Konami classics collections that were both $10 each. I'll be getting more as soon as I get more points cards for the eShop. There's a number of games on sale right now that I have been meaning to collect.

Those titles are...

Arcade Classics Anniversary Collection
Contra Anniversary Collection

1 December 2019

Took advantage of the eShop sale again to pick up a few more titles. They are...

Broforce
Castlevania Anniversary Collection
SEGA AGES - Lightening Force: Quest for the Darkstar (AKA Thunder Force IV)
Slender: The Arrival
The VideoKid (Bought solely through gold coins in the eShop while on sale for $1.49.)

...And the items that I ordered from Wal-Mart for Black Friday will be arriving soon. Those are MUCH bigger items. That's also likely where my Christmas Shopping will end. (Well, until the inevitable post-Christmas clearance sales everywhere...)

18 December 2019

The Black Friday items arrived earlier than the expected December 3rd delivery date. However, I didn't do much with them at first because I was in the middle of college exams. Their assembly and use had to wait until I was done with the exams by December 10th. Those two items are the Galaga and Mortal Kombat cabinets from Arcade1Up, as shown in the pic below.

I need to get risers for these cabinets...

The Mortal Kombat cabinet is flawless. The Galaga machine is using the original PCB (v1.0.4) that the manufacturer sent out with these machines around Christmas time last year. That's significant because the original PCB had a version of Galaxian that occasionally froze up and had incorrect colors for enemy and player character ships. However, I have the new board (v1.0.6) already and will install it soon.

Both of these machines were on sale at Wal-Mart, with some DEEP discounts for Black Friday. Mortal Kombat was reduced from $300 to $220. Galaga's price was cut in half from $300 down to $150. I guess Wal-Mart got a few too many of these machines last year when the Galaga cabinet was originally a Wal-Mart exclusive. Either way, I was able to buy both of these online for a few cents short of $415, including taxes. Wal-Mart even delivered them for free. With prices that low, I could get 2 cabinets instead of the 1 that I planned to buy (Galaga) and still afford new tires for my car. Awesome! :) I hope there's a sale next year that offers a deep discount on the new Atari Star Wars cabinet that Arcade1Up released for Christmas 2019. $500 for just one of these cabinets is way too much for me to spend right now. It will probably be too much next year too.

I know in last year's game collecting report/blog post/whatever I said that I would review the Atari 12-in-1 cabinet that I got from Arcade1Up. I never did get around to that, for some reason. However, it will happen. In fact, I may combine a review for all 3 of these cabinets into one post. Or, I may separate them, just so I can have more material to post for this poor, neglected blog. Either way, this blog will be getting more attention in 2020. I'm done with all the unusually involving and/or difficult classes in college (i.e. Math & Foreign Languages) and should have more time.

25 December 2019

Another Christmas has come and gone. I knew I was going to get one Switch game this year, but was surprised with two: Captain Toad Treasure Tracker & Mortal Kombat 11.

Awful lot of yellow in this picture...

Those two games and the Lip Balm pictured were the only presents I got today. However, there may be more in the next few days when more of my relatives come into town. There's also bound to be a LOT of end-of-year sales at every brick-and-mortar retailer's stores and websites, along with Steam and the Nintendo eShop. My game collecting for 2019 is not quite over yet...

28 December 2019

Now that all of my younger siblings have made it into town for the holidays (the first time in years that this has happened), I now have gotten all the Christmas gifts I'm going to get. Some of it was random knickknacks and at least one hilarious gag gift. Some of it is actually game-related and is pictured below.

I'm wondering where I'm going to put that sign...

I think that Tiny Arcade cabinet of Ms. Pac-Man is supposed to be a key chain. However, it's a bit large for that purpose. It also plays the actual game. The controls are a little bit unresponsive, but we are talking about a really tiny handheld device here.

Also, you have to see the gag gift I got from my younger sister this year. It's a toilet brush where the bristles are President Trump's hair. I had a very good laugh at this one and, regardless of who you're voting for next year, so should all of you.

Make your shithole great again!!! 

29 December 2019

Bought 2 digital games on my Switch from the eShop while they were being deeply discounted for the annual end-of-year sales that all retail outlets have. I picked up #RaceDieRun and Ikaruga for a combined amount of less than 15 bucks.

31 December 2019

I downloaded Super Kirby Clash from the Nintendo eShop on the Switch today, just because it was free and I do like Kirby. And that ends my game collecting for 2019. It has been quite an interesting year.

Recap of 2019

  • 2 new Arcade machines...
  • Upgrade/replacement parts for 2 of my 3 arcade machines...
  • 1 Plug'N'Play in the form of the SEGA Genesis Mini
  • At least 3 physical titles for the Switch...
  • Some random loose discs for DS, Wii, XBOX and PS3...
  • LOTS of digital titles from the Nintendo eShop... 
  • A few more digital titles from Steam
  • Lots of tchotchkes to add to the overall decor of the game room, including more wall signs than I can use, keychains, a Christmas ornament, etc.

Not a bad year at all. However, it does point towards a disturbing trend: more and more games being digital instead of on some kind of physical media. Most of this year's acquisitions were not even on some kind of physical media. However, at least those digital games were really cheap. I got some of them for literally a few pennies, if not absolutely free. That being said, when physical media is available, I usually go with that method. After all, you gotta have something to show off on the shelf.

Also, who would have thought that I'd find as many interesting items from Wal-Mart as I did this year? Everything from decor items to controllers to whole arcade cabinets. Amazing... I normally avoid that store like the plague because of the LONG lines at checkout... Not to mention the often low-class clientele...

Bring on 2020.

- Lord Publius

Wednesday, October 2, 2019

Using simple statistics to call politicians on their lies

I know that I have been hinting at an epic shitpost against Facebook for my next blog post. That one is still coming soon. However, I needed to delve into local politics for a good laugh.

There's this guy named John Fortunato that keeps running for Sheriff here in Jefferson Parish for at least the last 2 or 3 elections. He claims the incumbent is a scheming politician that got installed as Sheriff by his predecessor when that man left the job to avoid scrutiny from an FBI investigation. There may be some truth to those claims. Down here, politics tend to be as dirty as the rice. ;)

He also claims that Rape has gone up by 10.5% and murder has increased by 80%. However, he doesn't say which two time periods were being compared for those statistics. Instead, he made the mistake of providing a web address to a file in the local Sheriff's office archive with crime statistics for the parish.

Here's a screen capture of that file...


They cover the differences between June and July of 2019 and the totals to date for 2018 and 2019. There has been some increase in rape and murder. However, those numbers are actually 10.7% and 76.5% for each respective crime.

Sounds bad right? Well, the percentages are very misleading here. The actual numbers for rape and murder so far in 2019 are a respective 62 and 30. Also, according to the U.S. Census Bureau, Jefferson Parish has an estimated population of 434,051 people as of 1 July 2018. That means only 1 in about 14,468 residents of this parish have been murdered and 1 in 7,001 have reported a rape. Those numbers are so low, I could literally leave my doors unlocked all day and night without having to worry. In fact, overall crime has actually gone down. The numbers are so low they probably aren't even statistically relevant, but any reduction is good.

As I suspected, Fortunato is talking a lot of shit in a rather cynical attempt to make the incumbent look bad. It didn't help him win in the last election. It won't help him this time, either. Even if everything else he says about Sheriff Joe Lopinto was true, it no longer matters. In my opinion, this little white lie of his makes Fortunato completely untrustworthy. Looks like I know who I'll vote for in the Sheriff's election...

- Publius

Sources:

Jefferson Parish Crime Statistics - Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office

https://www.jpso.com/ArchiveCenter/ViewFile/Item/539

Jefferson Parish Population - Census.gov

https://www.census.gov/quickfacts/fact/table/jeffersonparishlouisiana/PST045218

Monday, August 19, 2019

I'll be back soon...

TO: My readers (including at least one known hater)...
RE: Lord Publius
SUBJECT: The self-imposed radio silence over the last 3 months...



Dear readers/victims (You know who you are),

Wondering why I haven't posted anything in 3 months? Well, it's not because I had dirt on Hitlary Clinton and needed to go into hiding for my safety. Honest. ;)


The faces of EVIL...

If I had any kind of dirt on her, I wouldn't need to hide. I would hand it over to the appropriate authorities anonymously and enjoy the schadenfreude. I like working from behind the scenes.

Hold on to that hope, Brothers and Sisters!!!

Truth be told, I was just enjoying my summer vacation. However, that's over now. I'll be back VERY soon with a rather explosive new shitpost of a blog. It will be the most impressive piece I've done since the classic '17 reasons why I left the Army' post in 2014. Although, this time there will be a LOT less vitriol. However, I will give you a hint on what's coming up next...

Aw, snap...

Stay tuned.

Kindest regards,

Lord Publius

Tuesday, May 21, 2019

My ONE bucket list item...

I just watched a video about a famous YouTube gamer going to Japan for retro games (and a vacation, I guess) and it reminded me of my one bucket list item.

My ONLY Bucket List item is to go to Japan with a big, green Monster Truck, made out of a Chevy Silverado, or something similar like the GMC Sierra, Ford F-Series or a good MOPAR truck. It will have a big American flag hanging off the back, a LOUD stereo and a horn with a  rather 'unique' sound. I will then drive down the streets of Tokyo with this automotive Kaiju monster, blasting the Blue Öyster Cult song 'Godzilla.'

\m/O_O\m/



This will be done just to see the look on people's faces because I think that would be priceless to see.

Would the local populace just look at me weird? Would they be disgusted with the filthy gaijin clogging up city traffic? Would they be too terrified to think straight and run in terror? I don't know.

However, they are likely to get a surprise when I come to a stoplight... And hit the horn...

I have no idea how the locals would react, but it's liable to be a laugh riot for me. 3:)

- Lord Publius

Friday, April 26, 2019

How the New Orleans Metal scene can adapt to change in the music business

Music is spiritual; the music business is not.” -  Van Morrison

In 2018, I wrote an academic paper for a college English class about the local Metal scene here in New Orleans. I was refuting the idea that it's in a decline, which some prominent members of the scene think is taking place. From my research, I discovered that the younger generations have not abandoned the genre. They just have a very different approach.

How the business has changed...

For this section, I will refer to an interview that I conducted with a local legend of the New Orleans scene, Levi 'Blackwylde' Clark, percussionist of the band Cain Resurrection. It took place in September of 2018.

The lengthy interview went off on many tangents and expressed numerous opinions, only about half of them related to something musical. Mr. Clark is well-known for his many entertaining eccentricities. His many complaints ranged from social media/download services allowing fans to get songs for free,  to bemoaning that fans only go see a band once (if at all). He also went out of his way to complain about what kind of show people will pay to see: "They'll spend hundreds of Dollars to see washed up acts at Jazz Fest instead of spending a five or ten dollar cover charge to see local bands! It's f**king bulls***!

One claim he made in his ranting that can be substantiated is that the House of Blues takes a percentage from a band's merchandise sales. (The merchandise in this case being things like CD's, T-Shirts and other items with the band's logo emblazoned on them somewhere.) I believe him when he makes this claim since he was once the club's stage manager and actually collected this percentage. (Clark, Levi. Personal Interview.) A young, unsigned act already has enough financial troubles when they first start out in their career. The House of Blues doesn't need to be taking a cut of the money that the band rightfully earned through their efforts. That makes playing music even less profitable and will keep many groups from getting very far. Or, they just won't play at that particular venue. Either way, this disincentivizes a young musician just starting his career.

Mr. Clark knew this and that is why he sometimes refused to make the collection from the band's merchandise sales. During the interview, he recalled a trio that once played at the club and that he refused to shake down for their merchandise sales. The band was so poor that all three musicians and their equipment were being hauled around in an old, rusted out, dilapidated AMC Pacer. Mr. Clark was working at the House of Blues as their talent relations manager as late as 2015. That means that the Pacer had to be around 40 years old. Mr. Clark couldn't in good conscience take any money from a band that poor.

There's no way to argue against his claims that attendance is slacking at some shows since that data is unavailable. However, the lament about 'washed up' acts at Jazz Fest can be refuted. He used Fleetwood Mac as an example for this point after I mentioned them. A well-known act like that will naturally get a lot more attention than unsigned acts since everyone has heard of them. Not to mention heard their work on radio for many years. Who outside of the underground scene ever heard of Cain Resurrection? Also, considering the age of that band's members, you may not get too many more chances to see them. That's how these 'washed up' acts keep getting top dollar when they tour. Too bad that Fleetwood Mac had to cancel on JazzFest in 2019. And they were the replacement act for another band that cancelled. You may have heard of them. It's this little band from England called The Rolling Stones.

Mr. Clark also claimed that he doesn't think that younger generations are embracing the genre. Being a college student these days, I can personally vouch for this claim being somewhat inaccurate. On any random day, I see young students age 21 and under wearing concert T-shirts or jackets with patches of band logos. And they include every act imaginable from The Beatles to Five Finger Death Punch. After speaking with and befriending them, I feel comfortable asserting that it's not just a fashion statement, either. They may not buy as many physical albums on CD or LP as previous generations did, but they do love the genre.

Speaking of buying albums on physical media, there's also a sad fact that people just don't buy many actual CD's anymore. (Fox, Technological and Social Drivers of Change in the Online Music Industry. Scholarworks.iu.edu.) Thanks to that Pandora's Box known as Napster, people were exposed to the ability to pick and choose what songs they wanted instead of just buying the whole album. While Napster was destroyed through lawsuits, the proverbial genie was still out of the bottle. Streaming services like iTunes, Spotify, et al. have taken the place of music stores selling physical albums. And the consumer is all too happy to see this change take place. (Fox, Scholarworks.iu.edu) This does make it easier for an unsigned act to sell their music directly without the record companies. However, the royalties tend to be a lot smaller than with full album sales. That's why bands today rely so heavily on merchandise sales for their livelihood. Album sales haven't disappeared, but they do seem to be reserved now for fans that really like a band's work. Instead of having to buy the record to hear the music, they buy it as just another piece of band merchandise. Just like T-shirts, bumper stickers, posters and all the rest. Now you can see why so many musicians are so worried.

My recommendations to the local scene on how to survive and thrive...

So, how does the local metal scene (and the music business as a whole) fix the problem of declining album sales? I have six recommendations.

1.) Accept that the music business as we once knew it is over. 

And it will never be the same again. Streaming services and online retailers have made physical record stores (and physical album sales) largely unnecessary.

2.) Don't depend on getting a recording contract as your ticket to success. 

That came from the old model where bands made money from selling millions of records. While you can still sell many records, it probably won't happen with too many metal bands. That genre is much more difficult for the average listener to follow than other genres like pop music. That's why the major record companies want to sign people like Taylor Swift instead of great metal acts like Sabaton.

I recommend ignoring major labels and focusing on smaller, independent labels that do sign heavy music acts. Roadrunner and Nuclear Blast will promote you however they can. Atlantic, Capitol, and the other major labels seem like they couldn't care less.

3.) Develop a unique theme or onstage gimmick. 

There are too many bands trying to repeat what Black Sabbath and Pantera did. For example, look at Amon Amarth and Sabaton.

Amon Amarth is a band of 12th century Viking Berserkers turned into 21st century musicians. Virtually all of Sabaton's songs recount a legendary historic battle in the most epic way possible. Those two are also extremely successful. That wouldn't have happened if they didn't innovate and do something different. Do anything it takes to stand out. Do you think that a record label deliberately set out to find a band like Amon Amarth and Sabaton? Not a chance!

4.) Advertise more and be shameless about it too.

Bands in this local scene just don't advertise enough or with any real coherent strategy. Facebook pages and a poster listing showtimes outside the venue are not enough. Facebook is not a reliable platform anymore since many (myself included) have abandoned the site. Incorporate other social media platforms into the advertising strategies. Take out ads in local culture publications like The Gambit and commercials on local radio stations. Pester the local radio stations into setting aside at least one hour of airtime for local acts. Staple flyers to telephone poles, if necessary. Anything it takes to get the word out, folks. That is what you have to do.

5.) Find better venues.

Since we're talking about show attendance, I strongly recommend local bands find better venues. Seedy-looking dive bars that most people would never patronize on any other night aren't going to attract larger crowds. In fact, try to build/invest in a bar/club/venue for the local scene. I'm sure that Phil Anselmo can afford to build a bar or club. He had enough money to start his own independent record label a few years ago. He might like the idea, especially if it can make him some money.

6.) Whore yourselves out on the band merch...

Finally, let's talk about the band merchandise that is the principal source of revenue for a band these days. Local bands are not doing enough in this area. T-Shirts and CD's won't cut it anymore. Neither will occasionally throwing in signed copies of limited edition pressings of an album on clear vinyl. Take a page out of Gene Simmons' proverbial book and market yourself however possible. His philosophy of 'anything that can have the KISS logo on it, should have the KISS name on it' helped make him worth over $500,000,000.That's also why the KISS name is on everything from condoms to coffins. He literally has his fans both coming and going and turns an enormous profit in the process.

I don't expect unsigned bands to go that far, but how about a few cheap items like Zippo lighters and keychains? Remember, band merchandise is just as useful for advertising as it is a source of income. Be as shameless in your self-promotion as possible. Wear your band's T-Shirts everywhere, especially on stage, if that's what you have to do. No, that's not lame. Quit your bitching and do it, guy.

Conclusion

I refute the idea that NOLA Metal is in decline. It's changing for a new generation that does things in different ways. I'm 37 now. I grew up in a very different world from today's kids. Hell, I can remember a time when America was at peace instead of in perpetual war! The new generation of teenagers and 20-somethings are doubtless going to approach Hard Rock and Metal in a different way. Albums are sacred to my generation, but to them, just another form of merchandise. I have mixed feelings about that, but shit happens.

However, unlike many of my contemporaries in the scene, I'm personally hopeful for the future. These kids are listening and loving the same bands that we did (KISS, Pantera, Metallica, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, et al.) and being influenced by them. Metal is now a part of the musical fabric of Western Civilization as a whole, just like the Baroque, Classical and Romantic periods. That's as close to immortality as it gets for any form of artistic expression.

Metal won't sell as many records as some pretty Pop star since it's so extreme in nature. We've known that since Metal became an art form in the late 1960's. However, at least metal can claim that it relies on polyphony, syncopation and other musical tricks. Pop can only claim formulaic songwriting, Autotune and a young female singer's looks. Taylor Swift will be forgotten. Someone like Corey Taylor of Slipknot and his actual talent will probably be remembered.

The genre and local scene will survive in one form or another. It's just far too mean to die.

Sincerely,

Lord Publius

Saturday, April 20, 2019

Columbine: 20 years later...




The only reason this happened is because people (especially their parents) were not doing their due diligence and watching these two. Spend time with your kids, folks. A lot of lives could depend on it...

I had more than a few misadventures because of these two fuckwits and all the media scares they caused. However, I am not going to get into it here. There's just no need to go back to those bad memories.

Link to video: https://youtu.be/gNyX90HKWTM

- Publius