'So much for the golden future I can’t even start. I’ve had every promise broken, there’s anger in my heart!!’ You don’t know what it’s like, you don’t have a clue,.. If you did, you’d find yourselves doing the same thing too!’
There has been a lot of anger over how so many things have not turned out quite the way I hoped in my adult life. ITT, the Army, the Insurance Adjusting business... However, as I’ve hinted on my Facebook page for months now, that will change very soon. And it’s gonna change by me finally using my VA education benefits to return to school. I am going back to college for a Bachelor’s in
Computer Science.
The specialty in that major hasn’t been decided yet. That’s something you do later on in the course of study. However, I think I’ll be pursuing Cyber-security since there is ALWAYS a lot of work in that field. I was originally considering an Education degree so I could become a Teacher, but I changed my mind on that one. Just getting some damned information on how to pursue that course was so
infuriating that I decided to go with my natural inclinations instead. Tech is where I belong.
I was also thinking about getting some kind of Master’s, but my Bachelor’s from ITT had a completely different accreditation service than my new school, the University of New Orleans. So, I have to start over as an Undergraduate again. I can’t say I’m surprised. Life has already made me start over at zero several times in the last 10 years. This time though, Uncle Sam is picking up the tab so, I really don’t care.
However, getting this far was certainly a bit of a misadventure. And I guess it all started the first time I went to college from 2004 through 2008...
ITT
I chose the title of this blog because ‘Education for the future’ was the advertising slogan that ITT used back when I first went there in 2004. That was also a time when it was still a legitimate institution. Now, I’m probably laughed at by any potential employer that sees that school listed on my Resume. Despite all that work that went into college for 4 years, I was immediately set back at zero
after graduating in 2008. Back then, it was because of the bad economic situation. Now, it’s because the business people that ran ITT ran that school into the ground.
I worked so hard in college that first time around, trying to accomplish a dream of becoming a game designer. It didn’t take long after graduation to realize that wasn’t going to happen. That was the first time life made me start over at zero. Or, maybe I should say -52,000 since I had $52,000 worth of student loans that needed to be repaid ASAP. Thankfully, they are almost all gone now.
Now, 9 years later, I have all but $7,000 (maybe less) of the loans paid off. The rest will be gone sometime in the next 2 or 3 years, if everything goes according to plan. Maybe sooner if I can afford to put some money away to pay off large chunks at once, but that isn't likely to happen. (And I’m sure that I said something like that about 2 or 3 years ago as well..)
Anyway, I chose the private sector back then because pubic universities here in New Orleans were a joke at the time. I didn't think much of community colleges back then either. I didn’t even really know what they were. I thought they were just the schools that losers attended. Now, I realize that I probably should have went to one of them for something technical instead of those Sierra Bravos at ITT. Oh well. Lesson learned... At great personal and financial expense...
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| It's funny because it's true... |
At least I don’t have to worry about people specifically telling me no in job interviews just because of that worthless ITT degree for another 4 years. It’s also great that college is being paid for this time by a benefit that I earned instead of loans. I sure wouldn’t want to be in the shoes of the kids that ITT messed over when they closed. The Feds had to set up a special program to help them. As if all the problems paying back student loans weren’t bad enough for some people back in the ‘Great Depression that we’re just gonna call a Recession' of 2008.
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| No matter what the Feds did in 2008, it was still going to be very controversial and only marginally effective at best... |
Bleeding Hearts who are also tenured professors are one of the reasons why I utterly refused to pursue anything in the Humanities, outside of Education degrees. That, and a degree in the Humanities (or any other form of Liberal Arts) just doesn’t get you a job. Also, my grades shouldn’t be at the mercy of biased ideologues who are pissed that I dared to reject some (or all) of their philosophy and/or worldview. That would be their own fault for actually giving a philosophy like Postmodernism the time of day. ‘Feels over Reals’ doesn’t work in the real world, folks. You cannot simply reject objective reality and substitute your own. Those Commie professors are NOT Doctor Who.
All that being said. I got along quite well with all of my professors at ITT, especially the Bleeding Hearts. One of them even made me his unofficial teaching assistant by paying me to type his lesson plans and correct his grammatical mistakes. Spelling wasn’t one of his gifts.
I doubt strongly that I'm going to have to worry about any hippies among the student body, either. I took a good look around while I was there exploring the UNO campus. With only a few exceptions, they all looked quite normal and well-adjusted to me. In fact, they looked downright happy. I think I’ll be happy there. Being there puts a smile on my face. And being so focused on STEM these days, that school is essentially one giant Mad Science Laboratory. I think I may have just found my home away from home. :)
However, I know what to do when/if any of the kids try to give me any grief about anything, especially how I’m paying for school this time around...
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| Or in my case, almost 5 years... |
I went down to the school for a campus tour and officially submitted my application in October. That process was fairly painless. The school also has the largest library I’ve ever visited in my life, with the possible exception of the Jefferson Parish Library’s main branch in Metairie. They even still had Microfiche there. That on-campus library is also apparently a repository for a lot of government documents so, that’s liable to be very useful in the future. Not yet sure how, though...
I walked around the campus on my own for hours, just to re-familiarize myself with the layout of the land. I knew this school fairly well because I went there for a few summer programs for genius kids over 20 years ago. Many things changed, but a lot of them didn’t. The Education building is still almost exactly the same. That’s where those summer programs that I attended as a child took place. I’m sure a lot of the General Education prerequisites will also be taught there.
In addition to my ITT degree not being worth anything to them (which is annoying), I had to take a few placement tests from a service called Accuplacer. My old ACT scores from High School wouldn’t work anymore since they are only considered good for 5 years. I graduated from High School over 16 years ago now.
There were 2 tests to take: Sentence Structure and Elementary Algebra. The Sentence Structure test was painfully easy. I finished it in 13 minutes and 30 seconds and got a final score of 107. I’m not sure how those tests are graded. However, that score was good enough to test out of the first semester’s English class, if desired. The Algebra test though, was more difficult. I had to take that one twice. I needed a minimum score of 65 for that one and got a 68 on the second try. I’ll be taking something akin to a remedial math course, but that’s okay. I haven’t looked at (let alone used) much Algebra for more than 12 years. I could use a refresher course.
Thankfully, I can feel my brain starting to re-orient itself to the type of logical thinking required for crunching these fancy numbers. Neuroplasticity for the WIN!
Getting registered for classes was also a bit annoying since I was just directed to a website and told to do it myself without much real instruction. Sounds like I’m dealing with government employees again, huh? Oh well, I’ll get used to this new paradigm in fairly short order. (Or, so they tell me...) Either way, I’m actually looking forward to some of the classes I have for this first semester. I think they will be fun. :)
So many jackasses I used to know in the Army are going to be rather incensed when they hear about this latest misadventure of mine. Mostly because it’s being funded by their tax dollars.
They’ll also be pissed when they discover that the VA will be giving me a living stipend while I’m a full-time college student and paying for the textbooks.
They’ll be downright enraged to learn that the stipend and my VA disability check (which I started collecting in April) will cover my monthly living expenses. The fact that there will also be a small profit after expenses may drive them through the proverbial roof. :P
And just so all of you fools know, I am laughing at you. Your fury and gnashing of teeth is truly Top Kek to me.
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| **Laughs in Successful** |
I am laughing at SC, who thought I was about to lose my house and tried to blast my personal business over Facebook in November of 2016. Not only was he completely wrong in his assertions, he also never had any idea what I was really doing in life. Maybe he thought the jokes about being broke were a serious cry for help? I was working and living paycheck-to-paycheck, dumbass. Either way, I’m not selling my house and moving away from New Orleans again. Fuck that shit and fuck YOU too, asshole. You told me on a few occasions that you think you have Asperger’s Syndrome. I still say you should go get that tested. That being said, for me there is no doubt. That’s probably the only way you could have been so clueless. Since when do you go blasting other people’s business all over Facebook, numbnuts? Did your parents not teach you any kind of manners or public decorum as a child?
I am also laughing at those two snake in the grass bastards TAB and BKD. Both of whom deserve to rot in the Ninth Inner Circle along with Brutus, Cassius, Judas Iscariot and all other Sierra Bravos who betray their friends. You two apparently thought I was good for nothing, but I can assure you both it’s actually the other way around. You two are lucky the Army was willing to employ you. Neither one of you would have much luck in the civilian world because of your tendencies to act like an ASSHOLE. Or, in BKD’s case, a fucking degenerate BDSM faggot whose also probably an amoral sociopath. Lord knows the way you treat women is only marginally better than Patrick Bateman from American Psycho. You sick fuck. The way that you use them for your own purposes is genuinely horrifying to anyone with a conscience.
I am also laughing at all the shitbag excuses for NCO’s that I had to deal with too. They are also lucky that the Army hired them because no one else would. Well, maybe a few sleazy used car dealerships would, but that’s not really an improvement... The less I have to say about any of them, the better. I’ve already beaten that dead horse more than enough.
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| That shitbag even looks like he may have been an NCO at one time... |
Also, I am really having a good laugh at that shitbag BPC, who thought he was somehow going to shame me back into the Army after I left. And when that didn't work, he tried to cyberstalk me too. Boy, did that turn out to be an EPIC FAIL. He might even slit his wrists over the fact that I got the VA to pay for college and provide me a lifelong disability check. Serves you right too, Cocksucker. I normally would consider someone committing suicide to be awful. However, in your case, I wouldn’t lose even one minute of sleep. Just remember that it's 'down the road' and not 'across the street'.
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| Fuck YOU, BPC And not in a way that your Homosexual ass might enjoy! |
So, SC, BKD, TAB & BPC, as you can all see now, I WIN. The whole damned Army couldn't find a way to fuck me over. I'm too damned smart for you all. I got out of the Army in one piece and am now living a damned good life. And you shitbags are paying for it with your tax dollars. Muhuhahahahahahahahahahaha... Oh, I will be laughing at that for the rest of my life.
As for everyone else... Well, raise a glass my dudes, and toast to my future. Things were a bit rough after leaving the Army in 2014, but they are starting to work themselves out now. No more shitty jobs. No more desperate attempts to scrounge up cash to cover life’s expenses. No more government BULLSHIT since I now have everything straightened out with the VA. The future looks bright. And unlike the wasted years at ITT, this time I’m not going to be surprised by that proverbial 'light at the end of the tunnel’ actually being an oncoming freight train.
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| Raise a glass, my dudes. |
Life is good and it is only getting better. I have spoken.
Sincerely,
Lord Publius
